Figure i will try to start posting again
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(x) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
( ) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
( ) I NEVER HAVE MADE OUT WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.
(x) I NEVER HAVE MADE OUT WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX.
( ) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
( ) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(x) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
( ) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
( ) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(x) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(x) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
( ) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
( ) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP
(x) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(x) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(x) I NEVER PISSED ON SOMEONE ELSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
( ) I NEVER RODE IN THE BACK OF A POLICE CAR- as a police officer :)
( ) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
( ) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB (pens and paper count!)
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
( ) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
( ) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
( ) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
( ) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
( ) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
( ) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
( ) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(X) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
(X) I NEVER JERKED OFF ON CAM
( ) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER MADE A SEX TAPE
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO A WICCAN CEREMONY
(X) I'VE NEVER MOVED TO ANOTHER CITY TO BE WITH A LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP
( ) I'VE NEVER WALKED AROUND MY YARD NAKED IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
(x) I'VE NEVER GONE TO SCHOOL WITHOUT WEARING UNDERWEAR
(x) I NEVER TRIED TO TELL SOMEONE TO EAT MY SHORTS BACK WHEN IT WAS 'COOL' TO DO SO
( ) I NEVER SPANKED SOMEONE
(x) I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
( ) I NEVER HAD SEX AT WORK
(x) I NEVER GOT MARRIED
(x) I NEVER GOT DIVORCED
(x) I NEVER HAD CHILREN
(x) I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!